
My little Swedie is the greatest doggie in the world. That's really all there is to it. He's adorable, he loves everyone, he's portable, he's snuggly, and he's not all yappy and nervous like you'd expect a little dog to be. In fact, he's incredibly laid back. I can take him to work, and he'll sit on my lap and fall asleep (like now, for instance). I can dress him in funny baby clothes and he doesn't mind. I can carry him around in a bag, and he'll stick his little head out and enjoy the ride.
A little background information:
His anti-stodge qualities are pretty obvious: he's froufy and silly. But what sort of stodginess lurks in his little heart? Well, sometimes he gets in these funny grumpy uptight moods around other dogs, and he tries to act all mean, and if he gets really pissed off, he'll start snarling, which is really really funny because he makes noises like a little alien and half his teeth are missing. It must be kind of frustrating for him to be really pissed off and want to act threatening and then everybody laughs and thinks it's so cute. But I don't think it bothers him all that much, because most of the time he's using his cuteness to his own advantage, to get pampered and carried around, to get his ears scratched, to be snuggled with, and to get everyone's food. He's the most spoiled puppy. I think it's because of his big eyes.
Bring on more nuttiness! Back to Anti-Stodge.
My head hurts. Bring me back to Stodge.